Seriously...Just for laughs.

So today I was looking around the internet for vulgar smiliey's to use in my messenger and other various programs...you know, mostly ones giving the finger, or cursing - 'cause apparently I have way too much time on my hands and I think that would be pretty funny. And beware those of you I have on messenger, I found a few!

And somehow, some way, I came across something so ridiculous it made me laugh, and had to find more stupid shit that made me laugh.

Now, I am no politician (thank the good Lord above) and I can't confirm that these are actually true, still in practice, or just some crazy people with nothing better to do than make shit up, but I still had to laugh and share.

DUMBEST STATE LAWS EVER:

Believe me...no state is exempt, but I obviously can't / won't list them all, but you get the drift.

New Mexico: Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

Illinois: It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. *snickers*

Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

Michigan: Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

Texas: It is illegal to milk another persons cow.

Ohio: It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

M'kay, you can imagine the fuckery I have seen while researching this...literally, my eyes are tearing from laughter at some of the stupid shit I read. I mean can you imagine being the douche of a politician that actually tries to get one of these passed? *shakes head*

Its all in good fun, I am sure most of them are stupid wastes of my time, but fuck, I got a good laugh and hope you did too.

Night, my friends. I am capping the bottle and getting some damn sleep (after I do some more shit *winks*).

Love you all for reading my crazy shit, even if you don't, it keeps me sane ;)

~Lindz