And somehow, some way, I came across something so ridiculous it made me laugh, and had to find more stupid shit that made me laugh.
Now, I am no politician (thank the good Lord above) and I can't confirm that these are actually true, still in practice, or just some crazy people with nothing better to do than make shit up, but I still had to laugh and share.
DUMBEST STATE LAWS EVER:
Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
M'kay, you can imagine the fuckery I have seen while researching this...literally, my eyes are tearing from laughter at some of the stupid shit I read. I mean can you imagine being the douche of a politician that actually tries to get one of these passed? *shakes head*
Its all in good fun, I am sure most of them are stupid wastes of my time, but fuck, I got a good laugh and hope you did too.
Night, my friends. I am capping the bottle and getting some damn sleep (after I do some more shit *winks*).
Love you all for reading my crazy shit, even if you don't, it keeps me sane ;)