CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.

Okay, so today was a useless day for me, literally.

I sat at my computer most of the day, with the basket of clean, unfolded laundry that is so hopelessly wrinkled I might as well wash it again, next to me, and all three of my kids running around like maniacs as there was no school today.

So I spent some time on FaceBook with Jess taking stupid ass quizzes and laughing our asses off.

Apparently, I am only 42% awesomeness, if I were a Barbie Doll, I would be Trailer-Park Barbie, my hippie name is Freedom Daisy Sunshine, my parents should've named me Brooke, and I will die by tripping over a stick, hitting my head on a rock and slipping in the river and drowning - Oh! But at least I am not a fuckwit!

So yeah, overall, a productive morning! Then my friend LauraCullen sent me a video that someone sent to her, that started this fuckery of a blog post. I have no idea where this came from or who even found it, but lo and behold this shit ALWAYS finds its way into my inbox! And I must say, I am forever grateful for that! :)





Soooooooo of course, after watching that several times, with all this time on my hands, and feeling so inspired by that video, I had to go searching for more funny shit that made me laugh.

And...surprise! I found a few things that made me cry tears of laughter.



Seriously, how do you recover from that?











Look at the guy in the background











Poor guy just might hyperventilate!

There is something so awesome and infectious about watching someone laugh so hard. I have seriously given my ABS quite the workout laughing so hard at that the fuckery that is on the internet!

There are a shitload of funny ones out there, but I wanted to keep them short as I am sure you all don't have the damn time to sit here for an hour and watch them.

And I don't mean to pick on the News Folk, but damn, that shit is live and really fucking funny! I really felt so juvenile today laughing at other people's fuck-ups, but I just couldn't help myself.

Later!

~Lindz

Seriously...Just for laughs.

So today I was looking around the internet for vulgar smiliey's to use in my messenger and other various programs...you know, mostly ones giving the finger, or cursing - 'cause apparently I have way too much time on my hands and I think that would be pretty funny. And beware those of you I have on messenger, I found a few!

And somehow, some way, I came across something so ridiculous it made me laugh, and had to find more stupid shit that made me laugh.

Now, I am no politician (thank the good Lord above) and I can't confirm that these are actually true, still in practice, or just some crazy people with nothing better to do than make shit up, but I still had to laugh and share.

DUMBEST STATE LAWS EVER:

Believe me...no state is exempt, but I obviously can't / won't list them all, but you get the drift.

New Mexico: Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

Illinois: It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals. *snickers*

Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

Michigan: Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.

Texas: It is illegal to milk another persons cow.

Ohio: It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

M'kay, you can imagine the fuckery I have seen while researching this...literally, my eyes are tearing from laughter at some of the stupid shit I read. I mean can you imagine being the douche of a politician that actually tries to get one of these passed? *shakes head*

Its all in good fun, I am sure most of them are stupid wastes of my time, but fuck, I got a good laugh and hope you did too.

Night, my friends. I am capping the bottle and getting some damn sleep (after I do some more shit *winks*).

Love you all for reading my crazy shit, even if you don't, it keeps me sane ;)

~Lindz

Love & Hate

So today I decided to have a little change of pace.

Instead of bitching, cause honestly, that shits giving me an ulcer, I am just having a random moment. IKR? A great change!

So today I had to work, well, I don't really have a full time job, just do some shit cleaning for extra money. So while I was sweating over a dirty floor, scrubbing the shit out of it, this song came on my ipod..."Melody" by Kate Earl.

So when I got my ipod a year ago, I loaded some of the music I had, the Twilight Soundtrack, of course, and some other shit. Anyway, when I was browsing around itunes, I found the free download list and was stoked! I mean, really...who isn't in love with free shit? And the fact is, I really suck when it comes to music....literally. I am what you would call musically challenged.

So, that is how I found out about this song. So today I was cleaning, as I said earlier, scrubbing someone's bathroom floor, irritated as fuck, this song came on. And I immediately perked up, 'cause the vibe is so catchy.

And I started to get in such a good mood, amidst the smelly bathroom. This led to the natural progession of those things I love. I have been so fucking clouded in shit, and feeling really crummy that I totes ran with this good feeling, thus....this blog was born.

THINGS I LOVE:

My Babies

THINGS I HATE:

You serioiusly didn't think I would leave this shit off, right? LMFAO!!

I mean...really? There is so much wrong here,

I want to poke my fucking eyes out.

I really, really fucking hate the new

hands-free law...and my blue-tooth is broken :(

So, thats it. There is a little glimpse into me and what makes me happy and what makes me puke, literally.

Oh...and if this doesnt make you fucking laugh, you are a lost fucking cause.

Later Gaters!

Hugs 'n' Rubs!

~Lindz